So in the spirit of the month of Valentine's Day and aquarians I found this to entertain yall. Enjoy these pic up lines. Let me know if any of them actually work. In no particular order here are some of my favs:

* Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
* There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
* Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
* Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
* I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
* Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
* I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
* If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
* You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.
* If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
* Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
* Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
* Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
* When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head onthe floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
* Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
* Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

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